Saturday, January 24, 2009

My cervix is not a trampoline...

I am sitting at work, waiting for the last 15 minutes to pass by so I can go home. When all of a sudden my "little passenger" decides to pounce repeatedly on my cervix. THAT HURTS!!!!! In all of the pregnant women I have known...which is quite a few, I have never heard anyone complain about being kicked in the cervix and how painful that is. Not that hearing that would have changed my mind, but I at least would have expected it. However, none of my wonderful moms warned me. This isn't the first time the little one has done this, but let me tell ya, it doesn't get any less painful or less shocking when it happens.

I tried to have a talk with him about how mommy's cervix is not a trampoline. And I even threw in a compromise of kicking my bladder or a rib. He isn't listening though. I'm just going to pray that he gets tired real soon, so I will be able to walk out of work upright.

2 comments:

K.I. said...

LOL...yeah they do that. Wait til he gives a really good kick. Ouchy!! There were so many things other moms never told me. At least you're part of the club now! -

Alone Mom said...

I typed this once...and lost it! That always sucks...
But, my favorite thing no one told me was how you are checked to see how far you are dilated!
My doctor was out, so I saw a different doctor. He shoves his fingers up me!!! and he does not have a gentle touch at all. I was not sure if I was being violated, or he was supposed to do that???